I HATE spam.
All the marketing people say we should have a “drip” campaign—automated emails that just keep showing up whether you want them or not.  
                                                This reminds me of a torture method I once read about.  The victim is tied in place under the constant drip from a cave stalactite.  At first, it is bearable but the victim eventually goes insane.  
                                                We have NO “automated” emails.  Anything sent will be decided by a human and manually sent BY A HUMAN!  This is just a way to stay informed about exciting new developments at Sterling.
                                                Here are some details:
                                                - We’re young. Are you waiting on a specific feature to decide to “pull the trigger?” Be the first to know.
- Want to know if I (Julianne) stand by my word? Sign-up and just SEE if you get a bunch of crap emails.
So...peace be to you...and your email spam box!!
                        ...and, yes, there may be a special offer or two.
                        